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Brutal Polka Tour CANCELLEDWe deeply regret to inform you that due an terrible and urgent emergency situation, Brutal Polka is forced to cancel the rest of their 2010 tour shows and to return immediately to Israel. Right now we are not at liberty to further elaborate on the situation but we assure you that (1) it is of highest urgency and completely 'out-of-our-hands', (2) we will give you more details as soon as possible and (3) we promise to make this up to you in the future. We apologize, we were very much looking forward to the shows we were forced to cancel. Thank you to all our fans for their love and support! -Brutal Polka
New Album Recorded & Currently Touring!
Dear Froggies! We are pleased to offer you a new super cool BP update. Over the last 2 weeks we recorded a new album and its about 95% done. The rest of the album will be finished over the next year and we will try to release it by 2012. Check out a rough-draft skit version of one of the songs we just recorded in the Media Section , the song is called “Lena Meyer-Landrut, born May 23rd, 1991 (Gemini), Heydenreichstr.6, Hannover 30371, Sozial Versicherung # 61740736871888.” Anyhow, now we are on TOUR!!!! It's been a delicoius 4 shows and we have 12 more to look forward to, so come out and meet us on tour, we promise to show you a good time, or not. tata…
Pink IS Brutal
Dear Enemies of Frogz, I am the évil legendáry archenemy and le eternal foe of la infernal punk rock band “Brutal Polka”. I have gained access to their website and will use my gigantic évil intellect to bring to the polka boys’ demise!!!! Anywho, I hope you are as disgusted as I, about Brutal Polka’s upcoming 15/16 show summer euro tour, they certainly are not. My sources tell me that, just as we speak, the polka boys finished one week of working on a new album entitled ‘Pink Is Brutal’ in a super secret location somewhere in L'Allemagne…. They have one week left to record it but the process has BEGUN. If we pull our strength together we just might find out where this wretched album is being recorded and sabotage the recording procedure. Anywho#2, I will faithfully keep you updated on the heinous new recording of the amphibious freaks-of-naturé with most magnifique anti-BP propaganda. In fact, a little green elf has whispered in my ear that the garçons might just be working on an insanely revolting Lena Meyer-Landrut cover song, and (here is the best part) they are getting sued for 10K euros because of it! HA HA HA HA HA! Fantastiqué! Alright, to end, to your right are some highly valuable future-show posters I have managed to burn. Au revoir, Viva la Toad Empire!
Dear Frogz and Frogettes, We are delighted to inform you of the following amphibian updates: Brutal Polka will be undertaking their 8th Euro (Germany, Belgium & Holland) tour during the months of July/August, see tour dates for updates. Brutal Polka's second full length studio album, 'The Gargatuan Return of the Frogz and the Holy Cocks' has been officially released in stores and you can also get it through Amazon. Check out Brutal Polka's our new super exciting promo pics. Brutal Polka regret to inform all their fans that Double Boy will NOT be joining them on the 8th Euro tour because he DIED. Watch the video
Shows in Haifa & Tel-Aviv - Israel
Hello Frog Fans, See you there! P.S – Happy new year! -BP
Israel Shows 2010Hello fellow tetrapod lovers! First of all, we would like to thank everybody that came to see us on tour. We had a great time and we hope to see you soon. We would also like to thank our great crew that once again saved our asses. (You guys are the best and we love you!). We also want to thank all the clubs and festivals that hosted us and everyone else that helped make this tour the best we ever had. After a much deserved time off, BP is back in action. For the first time in about 2 years, BP are going to play 2 shows in Israel! (see tour section for details) Future (summer) plans for BP include a new album, European tour and hopefully, the band's first ever U.S tour. More updates on these matters later on. That's all for now, stay tuned for more updates, pictures, videos and over-sized pink underwear. “See you in the swamp!”
Summer Tour 2009
Dearest Frog Fans, We are delighted to inform you of the following amphibian updates: 1) Brutal Polka will be touring Europe (Germany, Belgium, Sweden) this summer so check our tour dates for a show near you! 2) Brutal Polka's new full length CD, “The Gargantuan Return of the Frogz and the Holy Cocks”, will be finally out this August (you can buy it on tour or in our store). 3) Our new EP, “Politics Shmolitics”, is out and reviews are exuberating: A 9/10 from OX Magazine and a 5/6 from Oi! Vision and many more reviews to come. We are also sad to inform you, our most beloved fans, that our bassist, Zoltar the Wizard, has left the band to pursue adventures ambitions in realms far beyond the Frog domain. We wish him all the best and all our love. But… We are happy to inform you that a new bassist will be joining the Brutal Polka crew, the one, the only, the notorious and fearsome unbeatable & unchallengable CHIPOPO!!!! Come see him on tour Alrighty then, those are the updates, chat again soon Best,
Welcome To Our New Website! 01.12.08
Hello Frog Fans! How are you? Anyway, after relaxing from a long ass summer tour, we decided that it's time to hit the road once again. So here it is, it's coming your way… Winter Tour 2008. Like the previous winter tour, this one is also going to be only in Germany. We have a new EP out. It's called “Politics Shmolitics” and it has the hit singles: “When did fat mike become a hippie?”, “Walk Like An Egyptian” and “Small Dick”. You can only get the album when you see on tour so come check us out! (It will also be available soon in our store). By the way, did you notice our new website? It's still under construction, so bare with us. OK, that's all for now, see you on the road! P.S – Our new full length album is NEVER COMING OUT! STOP ASKING US ABOUT IT!!!
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